Seeking the Great Perhaps

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Well played, In N Out. Well played. #funny #vanillaice (Taken with instagram)

Posted March 16, 2012 at 11:04pm in funny vanillaice | 1 note

He takes the words right out of my mouth every time.

Posted September 1, 2011 at 11:28pm in its kingsley bitch comedy love funny | 3 notes

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Yes, that drunk.

Posted July 13, 2011 at 12:06am in I'm trying to write a midterm paper? drunk funny my life text texts from last night alcohol | 10 notes

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I would just like to say that these so-called “biscuit” molds bear a striking resemblance to ecstasy pills… Just sayin.

Posted July 9, 2011 at 2:17pm in Raver problems 136 funny MDMA ecstasy pills lols | 5 notes

The difference between males and females

Male Species 1: It's her birthday tomorrow and I don't know what to get her, since I don't know her incredibly well yet...
Me: Get her something small but thoughtful
Male Species 2: Like... Yourself! Just put a little bow around yourself down there and tell her to blow it and make a wish! Small and thoughtful.

Posted June 30, 2011 at 5:33pm in boys oh lord life funny true story | 1 note

Posted March 13, 2011 at 10:33pm in Rebecca black funny friday lordy

You go Glen Coco

Posted March 6, 2011 at 10:55pm in Glen Coco quote typography funny Mean Girls | 12 notes

Scary accurate.

Posted March 6, 2011 at 8:18pm in Taylor Swift Ke$ha Jack Daniels alcohol funny so true pop culture

Posted March 4, 2011 at 9:32am in black and white funny drunk fuck you

Posted March 2, 2011 at 9:00am in class graph funny life | 11 notes

Posted February 28, 2011 at 11:00pm in typography funny chemistry fuck it | 16 notes

Posted February 28, 2011 at 10:47pm in party drink fashion fun girls funny | 4 notes